Dear James,
This is a clear case of IT engineeritis. You threw away your hard drive and now you want to dig up the landfill to recover what you believe is a pile of Bitcoin cryptocurrency worth around £150 million.
The whole thing is compounded by a clear case of journalistic Dog Daze. At this time of year some journalists will grasp at any straw to fill pages or digital space.
I understand why your ex is furious because that’s me. I told you not to spend all of your time “data mining” rather than giving me the occasional kiss and cuddle.
You might like to read my pamphlet: IT headaches and sex.
Dreary Read ♥